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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After slugger Alex Rodriguez gets suspended for 212 games for allegedly using banned substances, the Yankees General Manager Brian Cashman deny that he wanted him banned for life, to avoid paying him $100 million on his current contract. However Cashman did admit that over the past few days he has been consulting with an immigration attorney, trying to determine if there is a legal way to deport Rodriguez back to the Dominican Republic.