BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In front of the Progressive Democrats of America, Minnesota Congressman Keith Ellison touted the benefits of his proposed “Inclusive Prosperity Act”. He explained that ambitious successful people are destroying this country, because their destructive behavior is creating a larger financial gap between the “haves” and “have-nots”. Ellison went on to suggest that the government should either discourage people from becoming entrepreneurs, or to pass a law maximizing the amount of money they can earn. And any income made that exceeds a predetermined limit, should be distributed to people with a lower income, providing that the recipients promise not to attempt to create any new businesses.
