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BREAKING NEWS – Veracruz, Mexico – Two Mexican men excited about their upcoming trip are seen going over their travel plans. They are looking at the route that they, along with forty of their friends will be taking, after being given one way tickets to the U.S. border, on a Greyhound Bus chartered by the DNC.