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BREAKING NEWS – Cairo, Egypt – A group of Egyptian citizens were photographed enforcing their recently modified rules of the road, on what to do with people that get caught texting while driving. Thanks to PETA, the only people that are immune from the lethal consequences of the new controversial law, are camel drivers.