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BREAKING NEWS – Braganca, Brazil – Fourteen year old Elisany Silva who is a towering is 6’9” is the tallest girl in the world. She has repeatedly stated that one of her dreams, is to come to the United States just to tell the general manager of the L.A. Clippers to stop calling her at home.