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BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – The Utah Supreme Court is now ready to hear arguments on the behalf of gay Mormons that want to legalize same sex marriage and polygamy. In the court briefs they plan to argue that their beliefs are biblically based, because they reflect the strong family values of Sodom and Gomorrah.