BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – After traveling for 36 years, NASA’s Voyager 1 probe has finally left the solar system. The plutonium-powered spacecraft has escaped the sun’s influence and is now cruising 11 1/2 billion miles away in interstellar space, or the vast, cold emptiness between the stars. NASA now admits that is concerned about what beings from another world will think if they encounter Voyager 1, considering the 1970’s info about the U.S. culture the spacecraft is carrying. Scientists believe that creatures from an advanced civilization will be baffled on how people with “big hair”, that wear bell bottoms and platforms, were smart enough to launch anything into space.