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BREAKING NEWS – Damascus, Syria – A rebel and his two sons are seen spending some quality time together watching television. The father stated that some of the favorite things he likes doing with his boys are fishing, playing soccer, and showing them the proper way to adjust a scope on a high powered rifle.