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BREAKING NEWS- Chicago, Illinois – A $40 million class action lawsuit has been filed by the ACLU on behalf of hundreds of gang members throughout Chicago. The plaintiffs are collectively suing gun companies for defective guns, that frequently misfire during drive by shootings.