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BREAKING NEWS – Vatican City, Italy – Pope Francis I maintains that under his watch, the Catholic Church will never condone same sex marriages for two reasons. He said the first is because the bible condemns such behavior in no uncertain terms. And the second is, that if they allowed it, their high concentration of gay priests that are also pedophiles would view it as an open invitation for them to continue to attempt to date altar boys.