BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU has filed a lawsuit against all of the partners and participants of the International Space Station, including the United States, Russia, Canada, and Japan. They are alleging that the design of Space Station is unacceptable because it’s not wheelchair accessible. To insure that other handicapped people are treated fairly, the ACLU suggested that any future spacecraft that docks with the massive satellite to drop off supplies, should have landing instructions for the return flight to earth written in Braille.