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BREAKING NEWS – Bogota, Columbia – Edward Nino Hernandez is the shortest man in the world according to the Guinness Book of World Records. He said one of the best benefits of being his size, is that he can fly everywhere for free on commercial airlines because he easily fits in the overhead bin.