BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Scientists, theologians, and archaeologists, are now intensely studying the Mayan calendar, which predicts the world will end on December 21, 2012. Major franchises including Wal-Mart and Target that fear that the prediction may be true, also views it as a great business opportunity. Many stores are now stating that during the holiday season of 2012, they will be offering gifts and wrapping paper that are fireproof, for the countless amount of customers that are probably going to hell.