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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Justin Bieber tweets to his millions of fans, that if he lived 2500 years ago in Greece, people would have considered him a god. He went on to say that his accomplishments are superior to all the gods in Greek mythology, because they couldn’t sing, dance, or terrorize their neighbors by regularly driving at over 100 mph in upscale gated communities.