BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell acknowledges that Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder is under a lot of pressure from Native Americans to change the name of his team, citing that it is offensive. Goodell also admitted that there is now mounting pressure for two other teams to change their names due to political correctness, which are the San Diego Chargers because it offends electricians, and the New England Patriots, because it’s insensitive to people that live in Massachusetts that hate the United States and refuse to vote.