BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU announces that if the Washington Redskins change their name, they will apply the same pressure to college basketball teams, starting with the Syracuse Orangemen and the Duke Blue Demons. They explained that the “Orangemen” is now considered to be a derogatory term against vegetarians, and “Blue Demons” is offensive to Satan worshipers, people involved in the occult, and everyone who owns a Ouija Board.
