BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Several tourists look in disbelief at New York Harbor, as the Statue of Liberty shouted that she was completely disgusted with politicians in Washington D.C., and leaped into the water and began to swim away. She did say before she left, that she would return on a day when all members were in the Capital Building, and then she promised to stomp on the building until all of them were crushed to death. Her statement was received with a thunderous applause from people of all races and parties on the dock. Not knowing exactly when she is going to return, 100% of Congress immediately approved a bill that allows them to hold sessions in Congress from undisclosed remote locations using Skype.