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BREAKING NEWS – Yogyakarta, Indonesia – A local restaurant owner said business is booming as he prepares a meal for the evening patrons. Today’s special is cobras, which is their version of spaghetti. Side dishes include, a salad, garlic bread, and anti-venom sauce.