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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sometime before Thanksgiving, the ACLU wants the company name “Butterball”, to be labeled as hate speech because people that are overweight find it offensive. To be more politically correct, they want the name “Butterball” to be replaced with the new title, “Sphere Shaped Frozen Birds”.