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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Jian Feng a Chinese man, sued his ex-wife over having ugly kids… and he won. His ex-wife was ordered by court to pay him $120,000 in this bizarre case. Upon hearing about this new strange new precedent, the fathers of Rosie O’Donnell and Lyle Lovett immediately retained attorneys.