BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU wants public schools to eliminate grading students from “A” to “F”, because the current comparisons/historic standard make less intelligent students feel inadequate and can possibly hurt their self esteem. They also want scoreboards and scores removed from all school sports, over concerns that it might cause various forms of emotional trauma by displaying in bright lights that one team has less points than their opposition, when the fair thing to do is to insure that all points are distributed equally.