BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – After arriving at the U.S. Immigration Court in Boston for a deportation hearing, a federal immigration judge ruled that President Obama’s uncle Onyango Obama can remain in the United States, instead of ordering him to return to his native Kenya. Later in the evening, the attorney for Onyango Obama told the media that his client is still worried about getting deported, because President Obama called him and told him, “If you like your citizenship, you can keep your citizenship!”