BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Without warning, Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia (MSLO) recently fired 100 people from her staff, and the shocked employees were escorted off the premises by security immediately after given notice. In her defense of the business decision, Stewart stated she should be praised for waiting as long as she did, because her original plan was to fire them all through a text in November, as her former staff was sitting down with their families enjoying their Thanksgiving dinner.