BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Under pressure by the FDA (Food and Drug Administration) Procter and Gamble admits that Pepto-Bismol has absolutely no medicinal purpose whatsoever. They were forced to tell the truth after a whistle blower in their own company made it public, that Pepto-Bismol is nothing more than a mixture of Log Cabin Syrup and Strawberry Nestle’s Quik.
