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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly creates a firestorm after she states that Santa Claus is a “white guy”. Her comment has now sparked a national debate between devout Dr. Seuss fans that are trying to determine if the Grinch is light green or dark green.