BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – Santa Claus is seen getting an early start on listening to the hundreds of thousands of messages from children that were complaining that he didn’t leave them everything they wanted that was on their Christmas list. In comparison to last year, he said the amount of mean-spirited insulting messages from angry children toward both him and his wife are slightly down, but the percentage of profanity laced comments from five and six year old kids were about the same.