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BREAKING NEWS – Wonsan, North Korea – North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is seen walking through the Masik Pass ski resort trying to control his rage. He’s accompanied by the military as they search for specific people that he plans to execute, because they were overheard saying that he was built like a snowman.