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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – San Francisco is now launching a campaign to regain their title of being the gayest city in the United States. They are placing ads on tv and on the radio, soliciting the support of straight men that are cross dressers, encouraging them to make a decision instead of just straddling the fence.