BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a milestone ruling, the U.S. Supreme Court rules that it is constitutional for establishments that serve liquor, to replace some of their bar stools with highchairs to accommodate dwarfs/little people. Restaurants have to do the exact same thing, and they are also mandated to cut up the food for dwarfs before serving it, into manageable kiddie portions. Legal expert are calling the ruling the “height arrogance”.