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BREAKING NEWS – Lexington, Kentucky – An inmate that escaped from a minimum security prison Robert Vick, literally froze to death outside of a department store. The Lexington Police Department believe he died of hypothermia, as he stood outside of the store pondering the best way to steal a coat.