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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Jermaine Jackson is seen leaving the Kodak Theatre after accepting his award for the fifth straight year, on being the “shiniest” celebrity in California. he emotionally accepted the award and said, “A lot of people exercise, but this is my way of staying buff.”