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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Legal experts are questioning the wisdom of the ACLU’s attempt to have all telephone poles nationwide removed, because they resembled a cross and are indirectly promoting Christianity. ACLU President Susan Herman, stated that her organization objects to anything in public that resembles a cross, and their ultimate goal is to have the letter “t” removed from the alphabet.