BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Supreme Court rules 7-2 on behalf of insurance companies, citing that they do not have to pay out claims to atheistic homeowners who allege their property was damaged due to an “act of God”.
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Supreme Court rules 7-2 on behalf of insurance companies, citing that they do not have to pay out claims to atheistic homeowners who allege their property was damaged due to an “act of God”.