BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Jeff Anderson, a lawyer for many victims of sexual abuse by 30 priests, holds a news conference after some of the files from the Catholic Church have been made public. The files show the complicity and criminal activity of the Catholic Church, as they did everything possible to protect the priests, and ignored their victims. In one the newly released documents, young boys are referred to as “collateral damage” because they aren’t old enough to contribute any money to the church. The Vatican also requested the ACLU to defend them, and to call anyone be critical of priests simply because they are attracted to young boys, as “bigots”, and to refer to them as “pedophilophobic”.