BREAKING NEWS – Zurich, Switzerland – Former Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak is said to be extremely bitter that the estimated 70 billion dollars in his Swiss bank account has been frozen. Witnesses say that he learned that he no longer had access to his money, when he found out that the 600 million dollars he was trying to withdraw from a Swiss bank, far exceeded the $500.00 daily maximum, as he stood in front of the ATM late at night with a wheelbarrow.
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