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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The Spider-Man Musical on Broadway has been postponed again, this time until March. The source of the delay is because the lead actor that’s playing Spiderman Reeve Carney, has gained almost 40 pounds due to his lack of exercise and constantly snacking on flies.