BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The FAA is now launching an investigation into Justin Bieber’s private jet Super Bowl party. According to witnesses, there was so much marijuana being smoked during the flight, that the pilots had to wear oxygen masks to prevent them from getting a “contact high”. The FAA acknowledged that this is the second incident this year involving the pop star. In early January, it was reported that both pilots accidentally got so high, that one of them was laughing hysterically as the other one attempted to land on George Washington’s head on top of Mt. Rushmore.