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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow Russia – President Vladimir Putin finally responds to one of the numerous complaints from people that are currently staying on or near the Olympic village in Sochi, particularly to two toilets side by side in each bathroom. He explained that due to the ongoing terrorist threat, he is encouraging people not to trust anyone, and to always be constantly monitor their surroundings. Putin added that he is strongly urging everyone to contact the police if they see any questionable behavior, including people having suspicious expressions while sitting on a toilet.