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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – The entire city of Atlanta gets crippled a second time due to an extremely rare snowstorm. Before this year, the majority of the native Atlantans had never seen or touched snow before, and initially many of them concluded from their first contact with it, that it was “cold grits”.