BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – More than 50 doctors are backing Nathan Fielder after he temporarily opened a store called “Dumb Starbucks”, which was initially named “Dumb Starbucks Customers”. They state that they have medical proof that drinking excessive amounts of coffee slowly destroys the part of the brain that gives a person the ability to reason. The doctors further explained that this is probably why people are willing to pay $5.00 for a cup of coffee, that they should know should be priced at around 79¢.