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BREAKING NEWS – Sochi, Russia – Russian President Vladimir Putin fires back at the growing list of American athletes taking issue with the water in their hotel rooms being yellow instead of clear. He explained that their complaints only confirm the problems the U.S. has with colors, which verifies that it is an extremely racist nation.