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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – First Lady Michelle Obama smiles on her 50th birthday as she displays her AARP card. Off camera, she was overheard telling members of her staff that she hopes people sign up for it as soon as possible, before ObamaCare screws that up too.