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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Jeopardy Champion Arthur Chu continues his streak on the popular game show with his total current winnings at $261,000.00. He said that he attributed his victories to “constantly reading history, a little bit of luck, and going up against the average American which by comparison is pretty stupid”.