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BREAKING NEWS – Lovelock, Nevada – O.J. Simpson has gone on a hunger strike in prison, saying, ‘I used to live my way, and now I’m going to die my way,’ sources have claimed. The families of the people that Simpson had been accused of brutally murdering, are standing behind the former NFL star, and have hired attorneys on his behalf to insure that his constitutional right is protected.