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BREAKING NEWS – Hong Kong, China – Merchants all over China are expressing gratitude to President Obama by selling t-shirts of him dressed like their former leader Mao Tse-Tung. They gleefully stated that because of Obama’s record setting debt to China, he has been instrumental of them likely becoming the number one superpower in the next 20 years, and he has set the new standard for international outsourcing.