BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Seventy-four year old Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid tried to explain the Obama administration’s latest decision to extend a key ObamaCare deadline by saying people just “are not educated on how to use the Internet.” His statement caused immediate action in the House and Senate, as democrats argued that more money should pumped into the educational system, while republicans wanted to begin funding medical research to determine if senility can affect a politician’s perception of reality.