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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Critics aren’t thrilled with Netflix’s recently released documentary about Michelle Obama, titled “Becoming.”…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mexico City, Mexico – In an election many Mexicans hope will be a turning point for a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congressional Democrats brought out the scare tactics during a press conference, saying that repealing…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – During the early part of election night, Cher who is a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In key swing states, ObamaCare rate hikes have risen dramatically. In Pennsylvania they are…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – ObamaCare has survived dozens of Republican attempts to repeal and undermine it, but there…

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BREAKING NEWS – Farmville, Virginia – Vice Presidential debate between Tim Kaine (D) and Mike Pence (R) got very heated…

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BREAKING NEWS – Wshington, D.C. – Jonathan Gruber, long credited as the architect of ObamaCare, once discussed the necessity of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Sen. Chuck Schumer, is criticizing President Obama over the 2010 health…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Jonathan Gruber, the controversial MIT professor and ObamaCare architect caught on video calling the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi who praised Jonathan Gruber during the health care debate, now say…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Yet another video has surfaced of ObamaCare architect Jonathan Gruber crediting the passage of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Jonathan Gruber, MIT professor and so-called architect of Obamacare, is walking…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baton Rouge, Louisiana – Senator Mary Landrieu says southerners are bigots, that’s why they don’t like President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Outgoing U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder says he has one regret: his department’s court…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The politically divisive legacy of ObamaCare has vulnerable Democrats trying to downplay their past…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic Party head Debbie Wasserman Schultz said Thursday that she regrets saying Wisconsin GOP…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After the U.S. Supreme Court recent ruling regarding ObamaCare finding the contraceptive mandate in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Supreme Court rules in favor of Hobby Lobby that they can cite…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NBC predicts that all Americans will receive a microchip implant in…

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