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BREAKING NEWS – El Segundo, California – Mattel Toy Company is now under fire for their latest Hot Wheels creation that will be sold to boys in the Middle East. The popular miniature vehicles will be exactly the same as the American versions, except they will have the option of installing tiny remote controlled car bombs.