BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin angered over new sanctions that the United States imposed on Russia because of the Ukraine crisis, is suggesting that American astronauts get to the International Space Station “by using trampolines instead of rockets”. American astronauts depend on Russian rockets to get to the International Space Station. But after the U.S. imposed sanctions – which deny export licenses for high-tech items that could aid Russia’s military — Rogozin offered up the different idea. Vice President Joe Biden immediately contacted NASA and informed them that they would immediately urge Congress to release funding for any amount of trampolines requested, but he later withdrew the offer after he was told that the Russian Prime Minister was just being sarcastic.