Rep. Rosa DeLauro, D-Conn

BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democrat Rosa DeLauro who has been representing Connecticut since 1991 is seen fired up and angry, after her request to begin a committee to address the concerns of extremely strange looking women in America, was again turned down. She said she had the signatures of over 10,000 people requesting the committee be established, and everyone that signed it were either affiliated to circus side shows or lived near a nuclear reactor.